MADE YOU LOOK!

What did you think was here? Cheeky monkey.

AERYN: Who are you?
LIZARD John: I'm John. John Crichton.
AERYN: I don't think so, for a start John has more hair amongst other things, can you blame that on feeling cold? ~My Three Crichtons

JOHN: (holding Bracka's gun to his groin) Here, John Wayne Bobbit, Vienna Boys Choir, Ahhhh(singing)
BRACKA: You're insane.
JOHN: (holding gun to his hand) My sex life, kill my sex life. ~Look at the Princess, Part 2 - I Do, I Think

AERYN: You know I've been thinking about us.
JOHN: You want to talk about this now?
AERYN: Uh, It's a good time no one here to bother us. I know the price of living close, how it can effect the safety of an entire battalion, unless tensions are relieved.
JOHN: So what do you suggest?
AERYN: Well in Peacekeepers it was common practice to, uh, reduce fluid levels.
JOHN: Fluid levels, like what like Valvoline, like brake fluid?
AERYN: Like sex. We can have sex if you want.
JOHN: You know what? Ah, now is not a good time. How about I check my diary and get back to you later in the week.
AERYN: It would..relieve the tension.
JOHN: Is this for you or for me?
AERYN: For both of us.
JOHN: You know what? I got..two hands. I can alternate. I can release all the tension I want and I don't need your charity.
AERYN: And I don't need your emotions, but we can have sex if you want.
JOHN: Watch that, that's broken.
AERYN: Yea, but don't change the subject. What are you afraid of, John? ~Suns & Lovers

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